We find out in the Season Six episode “The Scofflaw” that Kramer decided not to pursue a career in law enforcement for fear of being shot. How Real Is He: If Doug is real, Kramer probably met him during the period of his life when he was interested in becoming a cop. ” Kramer retorts, “Well, my friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time. Who He Is: When Elaine and Kramer have a misunderstanding about trading her bike in exchange for Kramer fixing her neck pain, she says that she was using a figure of speech, not being literal, like when people say, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse. Which compels us to rank these unseen characters based on how much we believe they exist. But to Jerry’s point, there were several of Kramer’s pals who we would hear about yet never see on screen. We meet some of Kramer’s friends on Seinfeld, including his holistic healer Tor Eckman, bootlegging pal Brody and death-wishing frenemy Franklin Delano Romanowski. How come I never see any of these people?” To which Kramer quickly countered, “They wanna know why they never see you!”Ĭlick right here to get the best of Cracked sent to your inbox. A curious Jerry Seinfeld once questioned Kramer, noting, “You sure have a lot of friends.
